J.R.R. Tolkein, The Hobbit
cat, please stop staring at me. from the back of the toilet. through the door.
you are such a creeper.
Morally bankrupt God: Church sign proves that punctuation is important (Found at Friendly Atheist; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/49857325351/unintentionally-sexual-church-sign-of-the-day-for)